On the spy trial scandal and Jewish football fans ban, ministers shrugged and went all Basil Fawlty Daily Telegraph 20/10/25 link How long can a pair of ministers keep rising in the Commons to give the same answer: that they dislike a contentious situation as much as anyone but there is nothing they can do? For Dan Jarvis, answering an urgent question on the non-prosecution of alleged spies for China, and Lisa Nandy, who had one on Jewish football fans being banned from Villa Park, the answer was about an hour each. The “don’t blame us, we’re only the Government” strategy was a good work-out for the Jarvis-Nandy knees but a touch of tetchiness crept in as they discovered that MPs wouldn’t take “I agree, it’s rubbish” for an answer. It was like Basil Fawlty receiving a complaint about Manuel’s service. “You only have to eat here, we have to live with it.” Jarvis wanted everyone to know how gutted he was that the trial of two men suspected of spying had collapsed. “Extremely dis...